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pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS
WHEN DID YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS
TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO
AND WHERE TO GO
AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

Time check 4:03 and wtf am I doing when I should be sleeping -.- #ugh #what #me #sleep #girl #hips #wtf #random #meh #eww

frosty-butt:

nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.
Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.
Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.
Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.
The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

Captain feminism

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

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Some things never change.

(Source: bryantskobe, via projectloco)

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via ayeesjay)

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